The Perils of Searching for Salad Dressings

And how Walt Disney let us down.

In place of the classic blue-cheese wedge, we give you the layer cake.

SALAD DRESSING CAN BE LIKE A MARRIAGE. You commit to a favorite in, say, your late twenties or early thirties. You proceed to drizzle it over every single salad you make. You wake up one day and realize you’re just going through the motions: Who cares, how much longer could I possibly…